In case you have not read the few posts I have made this week which have subtly hinted at the fact that it might be my birthday next week, well… IT’S MY BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK! On Wednesday 2nd to be precise and I am going to be the ripe old age of 31 (scary especially as I still feel like I am in my early twenties mentally anyway… the body may say otherwise!!)
Anyway, I got asked what I would like for my birthday and just like at Christmas I had a real job of thinking of anything I wanted. I believe my exact response was “Well I need some pants and socks…?!” I mean what the hell has happened to me? Has this happened to any of you; since becoming a mummy, I think about myself so little that when someone asks me what I want, the plain and simple truth is… I just DON’T KNOW! So I thought “Right Katie! You are going to sit down and write a list (#thelist 4 eva!!) and really think about what you want… so I did!
1. Alcohol – this can be anything. I am not fussy! I have not had a drink in 18 months so one will probably be enough!
2. Bath – a two hour, bath bomb coloured, gorgeously scented, steam making, toe curling bath **sigh**
3. Time – longer than 30 seconds to pee, longer than five minutes to stuff food in my face, longer than one minute of peace and quiet… time!
4. Sleep – just that simple. Sleep. If I am being greedy, dare I say a whole night’s worth?!
5. Chocolate – for one day of diet breaking fun… I want chocolate in all it’s forms; caramel bar, cream egg, galaxy, cadbury, solid, melted!
6. Clothes – clean ones that do not smell of puke will do!
7. Poop Fairy – someone to come do all the poopy nappies… think I have done my share!
8. Domestic Goddess – anyone want to come do all my washing?
9. Laptop – a piece of technology that does NOT have a bloody snail inside turning the cogs so that I can ACTUALLY get stuff done!
10. Money – a gazillion pounds so I do not have to go back to work soon 🙁
I do not think any of this is asking for too much. So I thought I would put this out there kind of like a “wedding list” so if you’d like to pop in the comments below which one you will be taking that would be great. Though on numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 I do not mind duplicates of any of them!
Many thanks and let me know what you’d like for your birthday!!
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